HEARD IN THE LUNCHROOM! (if Hollywood's high school, then this is what all the cool kids are talking about this a.m.)



**Star Jones' ex, and snarky blogger whipping boy, Al Reynolds swears up and down, with two finger snaps that he is NOT (and I repeat NOT) a homosexual. Queens just jelly.
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**Alex Shoumatoff, a contributing editor for Vanity Fair was arrested after trying to hang with the upper crust at the hoity toity gentleman's club Bohemian Grove, in San Francisco. The place has an annoyingly strict door where only douch bags with a memebership can enter. So Shoumatoff whipped out the aged old writer alibi. It was all for RESEARCH!
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**The ending of an era, Sarah Jessica Parker has officially dumped her fugly, witch mole. The mole was MIA during her latest outing. Now if only she could do something about the rest of her face. Oh, and speaking of SJP, her publicist must've given someone a blow job over at Maxim because she's now on the lad mag's "Unexpected Crush" list. Men are so fickle.

**Justin Timberlake needs to get an upper lip wax before he slips into those short shorts.
Just Jared

**Emmy forgot Tyra, but lurves Heidi and 30 Rock.
Dlisted