HEARD IN THE LUNCHROOM. IF HOLLYWOOD IS HIGH SCHOOL, THIS IS WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS A.M.

SAY IT AIN'T SO!
It seems like just yesterday (because it was) that I had a special moment with The Golden Girls. Perhaps this was the Lord's way of letting me say goodbye to Sophia Petrillo. Estelle Getty passed away today. She was 84. Cheesecake for everyone.

HE WAS JUST DOING FOLLOW UP RESEARCH FOR AMERICAN PSYCHO
That hot piece, Christian Bale, was arrested and then released after "pushing" one of his family members today. Eh, it was only "minor common assault." Pussy.

FILE UNDER: UGH
I've mentioned my disgust toward the ladies on The View before. So I'm just going to add this little tid bit to the pile. Sherri Shephard has had more abortions than she'd care to count. Quick somebody tell the show's writers, I would LOOOOOVE to hear Elisabeth's learned take on this.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS KID

I've had it with this twit. She reminds of the girls who used to put out behind the bleachers, deny it, proclaim devotion to Jesus Christ, and then take drunk nudie pics and cry when they get out. Her bare back splashed across Vanity Fair was just a warm-up. Now she wants to star in a film where she plays a promiscious suburban chick who gets naked a lot. Cringe.