BARAK OBAMA NEEDS TO PUT SOME JIGGLE IN HIS WIGGLE



According to the Wall Street Journal, if Bama loses the election come November it might, might be because he's not doughy enough.

The article,"Too Fit To Be President," tries very hard to make a logical case that Obama's ectomorph physique makes him a less attractive future president.

The writer then proceeds to cull quotes from a bunch of beer and brisket eating hillbilles like Diana Koenig of Corpus Christi, Texas, and other toothless, yee-has on Yahoo! message boards who say really eloquent things like:

"I won't vote for any beanpole guy."

Niiiiice.
Just another reason to fall in love with America.

As the article grasps for relavence, the requisite quote from the professor who revels in such left-field fluff is called to order. In defense of a presumptive candidate who's pleasantly plump?

"It says: 'He's just like one of us,"' says Arthur English, a political-science professor at the University of Arkansas at Little Rock who used to see Mr. Clinton stop in for fries and a Big Mac after his three-mile jog."


Hurry Bama! Run--quickly!---to the nearest Wendy's, and get a photo-op dipping your french fries in a Frosty. Do it! But don't run. Stroll. Slowly.