File Under: Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information to feel comfortable.
(This isn't helping my queasy case of the Mondays.)
So, it turns out that little, under-the-radar 1995 indie hit (heh) Alanis Morrisette's You Oughta Know (you oughta heard of it) was about none other than Dave Coulier aka Full House's annoying Uncle Joey.
Damn me and my visuals! I just got a grainy, snap shot of Alanis going down on Uncle Joey in a theatre. Damn me!
I mean, why not Stamos? Uncle Joey?!?! I didn't even think the man had genitals.
Come to think of it, the cast of Full House is pretty gangsta.
Oh to be a fly on the Tanner wall of nature and nurture. How could one show rear such a colorful clan of soon-to-be crystal meth drenched, eating disordered, crack smoking, oral sexed, fun-filled adults!
Michelle, entered rehab in 2004 for an eating disorder or coke addiction. Tomato, tomahto.
Only to be warding off New York City investigators and asking for immunity when grilled about the whole Heath Ledger overdose. Fishy.
Stephanie had a very public crystal meth addiction. How rude!
Uncle Jesse was packed up and sent home after a little, er, jet lagged (aka drug-induced) Australian outburst.
Danny, the celebrated patriarch, made us all lose our lunch when he declared that he "sucked dick for coke."
Screw that Saved by the Bell memoir. Where's the Full House tell-all?
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