Saturday, September 20, 2008

THE RACHEL ZOE SHOW: IT'S LIKE CRACK, ONE WHIFF AND I CAN'T TEAR MYSELF AWAY



So, I feel hungover (but I'm not) and I'm sluggish (for no apparent reason), which makes me perfect prey for Bravo's newest crap-tank The Rachel Zoe Project. It's only in moments like this where I'm weak (and lazy) enough not to press "guide" on my remote and pick something more mind expanding.
Like, say, E!'s
20 Acts of Celebrity Love Gone Wrong or I Want To Work For Diddy.

Anyway, the show centers around stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe running around like an emaciated chicken with her head cut off. She rants and raves about designer gowns, accessories and she's a triple Virgo (which makes her a massive pain in the ass).
She has satan's spawn itself--an elitist, melodramatic peroxide blond named Taylor---as her assistant, and a cute little gay guy named Brad, who's just lamb meat for the wolves.

One day working with Taylor would have me running for the hills. I'd rather work the go-go pole in the deep south than have her micro manage my way through a pile of shoes.

I had an ill-fated run at a fashion magazine---working for a string of neurotic women who let the nail polish fumes get to the their head---and watching this mess just takes me back to that little office with the fashion closet. I've watched a lot of diva-like behavior on TV, but there's absolutely nothing that rivals the world of clothing racks and mascara.

Nothing.

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